Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Quotes.

Yesterday was Bible study with the older community group kids and that was much more fun that usual. Kaylee turned 11, and she knows that her maiko/minion-ship is soon to start. The kids were also treated with a very special guest last night. -_____-

But anyway, the lesson was on joy/happiness, showing happiness and joy as means of worshipping God, and all through the night, the kids (and me!) said the cutest things..I think this is why I love kids:

"Joy is when you climb through someone's window and sleep in their house!"

"See look, I'm crossing my legs! I'm really meditating!"

"Be a good boy Kyle. Go to church, love God. Respect women, and they'll respect you too....and give you chocolate!"

"Kissing and romance makes Serena joyful!"

"-...Really?
-Yes! Can I please write "Kaylee is your minion" on your glasses?!
-fine.."

-"I made a baby cry with a puppet."
-"Did the baby pee on you then too?"

-"Secrets don't make friends!
-So?"

"Shhh! We have to be quiet they're about to kiss! Serena wants to watch this part!"

"Serena, have you kissed a boy?"

"Okay kids, listen up. Boys are gross in jr. high and in high school, and in college.
-Yes, they're mostly gross until they're 25 or so, and then after that, they've matured.
-Don't kiss boys! Or girls, in your case, Kyle!"

-"No one should have to call someone 'Master'.
-Unless your name is Toby...>_>"

-"We're all in this together...*trail off*
-Wow Serena, I don't think I've ever heard you sing on free will.."

"Serena! How could you abandon me?! I'm supposed to be your minion!"

"Girls are gross."

"Boys are gross...except for my brother."

"Be as silent as a mouse.
-That's actually not very quiet, they make a lot of noise.
-Fine. In that case, be as silent as a ninja.
-But that's impossible!"








Kids...

:]

<3

1 comment:

  1. "Joy is when you climb through someone's window and sleep in their house!"

    joe wins.

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